West Ham's Premier League survival hopes are hanging by a thread after a dismal 3-1 defeat at St James' Park this afternoon.
Nuno Espirito Santo's gamble to deploy a back five formation backfired spectacularly, with Newcastle racing into a two-goal lead inside the opening twenty minutes.
It was a nightmare start for the Hammers, who looked completely lost from the first whistle.
The visitors appeared resigned to their fate rather than fighting for their top-flight lives.
West Ham's shocking opening stages against Newcastle gave them a mountain to climb
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Nuno had reportedly been struggling to sleep before the trip north, and his tactical approach quickly turned into the stuff of nightmares as Newcastle tore through his side with ease.
Nick Woltemade broke the deadlock after goalkeeper Mads Hermansen's overhit pass to Jean-Clair Todibo was intercepted by Harvey Barnes, who raced forward and delivered a cross for the unmarked German to finish.
It was Woltemade's first Premier League goal in seventeen matches, ending a five-month drought for the £69million striker who has spent much of the season deployed in midfield.
Will Osula doubled the advantage shortly after, slotting through Hermansen's legs following some slick one-touch passing that cut through West Ham's static defence.
The Danish forward celebrated with a Michael Jackson-style white glove routine, marking his fifth goal in eight league games.
West Ham must now hope Tottenham lose both of their remaining matches
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Nuno admitted defeat on his tactics after just 26 minutes, withdrawing the embarrassed Todibo and switching to a more attacking setup with Taty Castellanos joining Callum Wilson up front.
Nick Pope produced a brilliant double save to deny Castellanos and then Diouf as West Ham finally showed some fight after the tactical switch.
But the travelling supporters, who had made a 566-mile round trip to watch their side, were having none of it and furiously booed the players off at half-time.
Joe Willock then set up Osula for his second of the afternoon, seemingly killing off any hopes of a comeback.
Yet Castellanos provided a moment of magic with a stunning first-time volley from 25 yards that flew into the net.
Jarrod Bowen went close and Castellanos nearly set up a grandstand finish when Pope tipped another volley onto the crossbar.
However, the late rally proved to be too little, too late for the Hammers.
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West Ham's fate now rests entirely in Chelsea's hands when they host Tottenham at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday evening.
Roberto De Zerbi's side must beat Spurs to keep the Hammers' survival hopes alive heading into their final match against Leeds next Sunday.
Even a draw for Tottenham, who sit two points ahead with a significantly superior goal difference, would effectively confirm West Ham's relegation.
The east London club faces the very real prospect of dropping into the EFL for the first time in fourteen years, with their supporters now pinning all their hopes on their west London rivals.