'It was a joke if Keir Starmer got in, Shamima Begum would return to Britain - it's not a joke anymore,' Patrick Christys says

As you can see, it's just 10 kilometers from the Turkish border, according to the Daily Express.

Shamima's friend Hoda Muthana, who was stripped of her American citizenship when she also went to join Isis, appears to have contacted a journalist asking for money to get her and Shamima smuggled out and then into an embassy in Turkey, where they seem to think that Turkey will then deport her and that Britain will have to accept.

Look, I'll tell you what I think is really going on here.

They want to get out of the camp, then pay human traffickers to take them along the most well-trodden illegal migrant route of recent times through Turkey into Europe and ultimately to northern France.

And people might say, well, that's unrealistic really.

I mean, we've had jihadis, murderers and paedophiles who managed to make it.

Just today, an Afghan accused of rape in Austria was accidentally granted asylum in Britain due to a Home Office error. I mean, we've all had a few bad days at work, haven't we?

But have you ever accidentally given asylum to a suspected rapist? I mean, no, it's ridiculous, isn't it?

In fact, we here at GB News have come across a leaked picture which suggests that Shamima has already made the journey.

There she is. As you can see, she's even paddling the boat across the Channel. The white cliffs of Dover are right behind her.

So is a Border force boat ready to collect her? She could be anywhere right now...

Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. I think we've uncovered where she is. She's in a Holiday Inn hotel already. Shamima is back.

Everyone. She's made it. All right now. Of course, that is a joke.

Those are fake pictures. But bearing in mind that one bloke we deported under the Government's one in, one out scheme came back on a small boat a few weeks later, it's not beyond the realms of possibility that Shamima might set sail from Calais.

She also currently has a case with the ECHR.

She's trying to claim under article four that she was trafficked and a victim of modern slavery when she joined Isis.

Well, forgive me, Shamima, but if you are trying to use human traffickers to get yourself back to Britain, it does slightly undermine that. And so does, crucially, this clip where she says that she knew all about ISIS atrocities and was fine with it.

Just a poor trafficked girl. They're dragged to the clutches of Isis against her will. She didn't seem bothered or. Sorry about the Isis Manchester Arena bomb attack.

The problem is, there are loads of people in Britain who I think will be perfectly happy to welcome Shamima back, whether it's the far left human rights lot, the Gaza gang, or maybe even just some of these lads who were out in force in the same area that she's from.

It was a joke before the last election that if Keir Starmer got in, Shamima Begum would come back to Britain. Now it doesn't seem like a joke anymore, does it?

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