It’s been a right Royal few weeks.
We’ll get to Prince Andrew in a minute, but let’s have some fun first.
After recently trying to put a positive spin on pretty much being dropped by Netflix, Meghan Markle tried to compare their new arrangement with her to one like the Obamas.. Get away..
Here she is explaining why she doesn't keep the comment section open on her instagram page: "
Nana Akua calls on King Charles to strip Meghan Markle of her Duchess title
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Perhaps she should rename As Ever, As If!
Meghan also managed to help create, in my view, the worst dinner party in history, by being the guest of honour at a vegan women-only banquet, Called "A Seat At The Table" hosted by Emma Grede, a British CEO.
All the cliches were there. As Ever supplied the wine and the chef Camilla Marques, who had supplied the plant food said: "My entire culinary mission is all around regenerative food,” she concluded, abandoning the likes of meat and dairy “is the only way we will have food for generations to come."
Give me a break. It’s easy to say that when you’re loaded, but when you can’t afford to make ends meet and are struggling to feed a family, like most of us, choices like that just aren’t on the table.
This week on social media, Meghan boasted about her busy working life to the soundtrack of Dolly Parton's Nine to Five.
Seriously, the most work she probably has to do each day is decide what designer gear to wear. She can have round the clock help if she wants it, which she may well have, nothing like a real hard working 9-5er. The Americans aren’t buying any of this.
But the big news of course is Prince Andrew. The royal who apparently can’t sweat will no longer be known as Duke of York after agreeing with the King that ‘continued accusations’ around the paedophile late Jeffrey Epstein has become a distraction.
The way Andrew's framing it is as though it was his own decision. Hardly. The King had to do something to distance himself from him.
It means that Sarah Ferguson will no longer be known as The Duchess of York, but her kids will retain their titles as Princesses, Andrew will however still remain a Prince.
This is what the King should do with Prince Harry, that way Meghan Markle will no longer be The Duchess of Sussex, a place she is unlikely to visit as by all accounts she has refused to set foot in the UK again.
Not even sure she actually knows where Sussex is.