Keir Starmer is doing so badly he's probably about to U-turn on being an MP, says Patrick Christys

Given the Prime Minister's response, I think Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais and Michael McIntyre's careers are safe.

I think the next one to go will be scrapping jury trials. That will make it 14 u-turns. It's nearly one a month.

Labour are tanking the economy, crippling the property market, unemployment is up, and your bills are up.

There's a procession of foreign rapists, paedophiles and murderers coming across the Channel, giving away sovereign territory, handing compensation to terrorists, and it's because of this weapons grade incompetence.

Don't believe me, here's Keir Starmer's own words: "Boris Johnson and his Government has lurched from crisis to crisis and U-turn to U-turn.

"To correct one error, even two, might make sense. But when they've notched up 12 U-turns and rising, the only conclusion is serial incompetence."

You said it, Keir!

The latest U-turn on mandatory Digital IDs came just hours after Wes Streeting said this: "In the NHS, we have an initiative called graft.

"Get it right first time. That should be our New Year's resolution for 2026."

Labour must stop U-turning! It's comical! It's farcical!

There is no excuse. Sir Keir Starmer was leader of the opposition for four years. Labour had 14 years to prepare for office.

He's doing so badly, he's probably about to U-turn on being an MP.

That'll be good news for him - he can shuffle off and work for the World Economic Forum or the UN which is the job he really wants.