Paranoid Russian politicians have publicly discussed a supposed ‘Pentagon project’ to drop infected mosquitoes on their troops.
The panicky politicians kept a straight face as they debated an appropriate response to the ‘Allied Insects’ project, in which America is alleged to have enlisted the unlikely support of insects.
A clip of Irina Yarovaya, Kremlin MP and Head of the Parliamentary Committee for Security, probing officials has been widely circulated on social media.
In the video, Yarovaya says: “I will name just one eloquent Pentagon project, called Allied Insects, which aims to solve the problem of transferring genetically engineered viruses and pathogens to such insects.”
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A nervy Yarovaya asks the experts: “How do you assess these risks and threats? How are we prepared?”
Stressing the importance of the subject, Yarovaya adds: “We are waiting for specific proposals from you in order to develop additional systemic solutions to ensure the economic security of our country.”
This outlandish declaration comes following scaremongering from Igor Kirillov, head of Russian Radiation, Chemical and Biological Protection Troops.