Under Labour, you're racist if you care about immigration and sexist if you think Rachel Reeves is a dud, says Patrick Christys

The woman who exaggerated her CV, rented out her property without a landlord's licence and cried in the House of Commons is about to drive Britain's economy into the floor.

Here's what is rumoured to happen: She's potentially going to hike the welfare budget by £15billion - this will include things like the free breakfast clubs for kids just in case to help people like this woman who can't remember if she's fed her own child.

She's potentially going to scrap the two child benefit cap - brilliant - people who can't afford to have kids can now have as many as they want at your expense. Some of them, no doubt, will be immigrants.

There's potentially going to be a new mansion tax, which might actually include peoples flats, and miraculously will not include Sir Keir Starmer or David Lammy's properties. Amazing.

You're probably going to end up paying more in council tax.

She's set to freeze the income tax thresholds - which will hit millions of people, especially... yes, working people!

790,000 basic-rate taxpayers could be pushed into a higher tax bracket.

Savings are bad now! She's going to stop reduce your cash isa allowance from £20,000 to £12,000.

You can wave goodbye to your work's salary sacrifice scheme.

There's going to be a new tourism tax, which means that British people who want to go and visit a British city will have to pay an extra tax just to move around their own country.

That's on top of everything Labour has already done: Ramping up VAT on private schools, a death tax on farmers, clobbering pensioners, hiking up employers national insurance - 309,000 more people are unemployed since Labour came to power.

Yesterday, the Office for Budget Responsibility downgraded growth forecasts for every year to 2030.

And the Business Secretary admitted that people are fleeing Britain because of higher taxes.

But of course if you think, based on all of this, that Rachel Reeves is a worryingly incompetent, idiotic Chancellor with no grip on the real world who could be making millions of peoples lives infinitely worse...

You are just a sexist pig! So under Labour you're racist if you care about immigration and you're sexist if you think Rachel Reeves is a dud.

She is so desperate she's now begging banks to praise her budget!

"The UK Treasury has asked banks to make public and prominent endorsements of the Budget this week."

There's loads more to get stuck into, but we haven't got all day.

I would like to wish everybody the very best of luck ahead of Rachel Reeves' budget tomorrow...we're certainly going to need it.