Harry, Harry, Harry. Oh dear.
Prince Harry has been ordered to pay 90 per cent of the public's legal bill after losing his High Court battle with the Home Office, who have rightly downgraded his security because he's no longer a working royal.
He's got a 10 per cent discount from the rumoured £1million in costs because of the government delays, although his team apparently tried to barter and only pay half of the full amount.
Instead of leaving it there, Harry's solicitor has said that he will seek to challenge the decision.
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They must be rubbing their hands with glee. They're the only real winners.
Harry was forced to apologise after breaching confidentiality rules, which they (his own lawyers) pointed out to the court. You couldn't make this up.
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He just can't accept it, can he? This is a clear case of someone who's never been told no.
The answer is no Harry. Now clear off and enjoy your Montecito life with your new family.
You've turned your back on your royal one, so it's over. Why can't you just get on with your own life? It's pathetic. Go away.
Although, we might be forced to take him back if his admission in his book of drug taking gets him kicked out of the States.
Meghan wore a white dress to the polo match
ReutersIt was a pretty awkward moment last week when a woman sporting an arguably nicer white dress than the Duchess of Sussex, was apparently told by her to move away from Prince Harry.
Actually, if you see in the video, it looks like she's sort of pushing her out of the way. This was for a photocall, so the young lady would be standing next to Meghan instead.
Meghan even dropped in her PDA and gave Harry a smooch for the cameras, which is unlike her. She usually rejects his advances.
Looks like the green-eyed monster rearing its ugly head. Meghan is reportedly gearing up to film a new solo series for Netflix to show off her cooking and gardening skills, and a bit like the last one, it won't be shot at their Montecito mansion.
They've apparently hired another mansion nearby. Talk about flogging a dead horse.
Give up Netflix, please. Well, according to Samantha Cohen, who worked for the late Queen as a press secretary, the Queen had no ego.
She was so comfortable in herself, yet she loved it when things went wrong.
Well, when it comes to her grandson living in the States, it seems to consistently go wrong.