'Pride month has started and it's already ridiculous - I bet Vladimir Putin is quaking in his boots,' says Patrick Christys

If you go into the shops, you can either buy normal Garnier makeup remover or special rainbow makeup remover for £1.10 more. They've stuck a rainbow on it and ramped up the price.

Hastings council in the south of England have decided to light up the coastline with pride colours. Great idea. This because boatloads of illegal migrants have been known to land in Hastings.

So maybe if they're greeted by the old rainbow colours and a massive pride event, they'll turn around and go back to France.

The south of Somerset village of Martock has got pride bunting everywhere. It's their first Pride Month celebration. Brilliant. Very progressive.

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Apparently in the whole of Somerset, 0.9 per cent of people identify as gay and lesbian and 1.1 per cent are bisexual. So I'm not sure what the turnout would be like at that particular carnival.

But let's go to York now, where a primary school has opened up a new rainbow hub so children as young as four can watch celebrate their sexuality.

Mercedes Benz is an inclusive pro LGBT car company. It's stunning and brave. They love it. They're all about love.

Doesn't matter who you love, they love you. Unless you want to buy a Mercedes in the Middle East. Gay people don't exist over there, apparently, so that's good, isn't it?

You know, last year, some of Scotland's police officers were paid to take part in pride events.

This is despite them complaining that they didn't have enough officers.

Bit mad. Obviously the House of Lords has climbed on board those old duffers who tap in and claim their £360 before going on a taxpayer subsidised boozy lunch and falling asleep and dribbling all over their own chins on the red benches.