It's almost like some people in migrant hotels are a massive threat to women and girls, says Patrick Christys

And then there’s been a leaked phone call from a concerned member of the public in Northampton, saying that asylum seekers have been bothering local schoolgirls.

There was also the case of the Afghan asylum seeker who raped a 15-year-old schoolgirl and didn’t think he’d done anything wrong because, in his country, child marriage is fine.

Well, today it’s been revealed that despite there being absolutely nothing to worry about, everyone! Asylum seekers are being given lessons on how to essentially not sexually assault women.

One slide says: "Respect other people’s rights and freedoms. Human rights." Lovely.

Another says: "Females have the same rights as men. They must be treated with respect and courtesy. If you harass or abuse any female, you can be arrested." Not will be. Can be.

They also say certain swear words are bad. So that’s nice.

"If you commit a crime, you will be arrested — which may affect your asylum claim." May affect. I mean, the fact is, it probably won’t.

Remember Abdul Ezedi? The Clapham acid attacker?

He’d committed crimes here before he doused a woman and child in acid. He was still granted asylum.

Anyway, "violence of any kind is not acceptable.’ And, "respect nature." There we go.

So, let me just give a big special shout-out to the swans of Britain, who’ve taken an absolute pelting from various migrant communities over the years.

Now, look, ask yourselves this: Why would authorities be doing this at asylum hotels if there really was nothing to worry about?

It’s almost like some people in these hotels are actually a massive threat to women and girls.